Are there any Christians in the house? That would have been a seriously funny question 20 years ago, but I don't know that many anymore. Are the numbers really diminishing? I think maybe its just not cool right now. It will be again, one day.

Anyway, I'm wondering how all the Christians in the house feel about all this? Do you think the world is going to end soon? All this talk of Armageddon mostly originates from the ridiculous notions that Christianity feels it has to use to keep us in line. All that guilt and punishment stuff. Don't get me wrong, I like guilt and punishment as much as the next guy, but I like dry roasted peanuts better. I think a reward system is more effective in the long run than a punishment system. Maybe that's just me and my naive views of the world. Maybe.

Fuckers. I've decided to start using that term more. I used to use the word fuck a lot. I would call people jock fucks or christian fucks or punk fucks. That's just what I called people. Geez, was that ever fun.

So. Maybe I am starting to go crazy. This is a crazy time, and it's filled with a bunch of crazy fuckers, too. Who isn't going crazy? Maybe there are two sure things in life. We're all going to die, and we're all going crazy. It's just a race to see which happens first. I sort of hope neither one happens. I would like to be a productive member of society forever. Oh wait, that damn millenium thing is sure going to get in the way of that.

I have had a lot of trouble staying on subject, lately. I think maybe some fuckers somewhere have started noticing that I'm on to something, and they've been blocking my brain waves or something. Maybe not blocking. Maybe just disrupting. I don't feel like I'm not thinking clearly. I still seem to be able to do my job with ease. I have been sleeping a lot, though. That's odd, right? So. Who might be interested in stopping me from saying what I might have to say? I might have to figure this out quickly before they catch on and start disrupting these sorts of thoughts as well. I think I'll start calling them the fuckers in black, since they almost certainly do wear black from time to time. So, who might benefit from having the great mystery of the Year 2000 kept quiet? Could it be the people that are trying to sell me land that will be safe from the coming disaster? (how do those fuckers know that the land will be safe? they must have some insider info. the fuckers.) I guess it could be. If word were to spread that the millenial disaster might just be a figment of the collective imagination (oooh! that's a hot topic!), then they might lose a lot of business. I'm not sure the word would spread all that far, though. This is just on the web after all. Maybe if I could get a shot at being on the Jerry Springer show... (mental note...). What about the government? They might actually have the technology required to block some of my brainwaves. I'm not sure anyone besides the government fuckers, and perhaps the got-milk? fuckers, too would have that sort of technological know-how. Of course, Disney's gettin' pretty big these days, too. Hmmm... Disney is an interesting possibility. If people were to get wind of any sort of impending doomsday any earlier than absolutely necessary (like when a giant Tyronnasaurus Rex rips the roof off of their cute little suburban cottages), then they might spend a few dollars less on their own entertainment. They may decide to not stroke their own minds with some useless fun for one evening, and perhaps spend that moment with their own families, cherishing one of their last moments together.

Do you think Disney executive fuckers will perish in the coming armageddeon? Not likely. Fuckers.

But, I guess Disney isn't the only multi-billion dollar company that might lose some money from this information. Maybe it's a conglomerate of large companies. How could I ever win against such a behemoth? I'm not sure I've ever even been in such a predicament. It seems like brainwave scrambling might be damaging in some way, too. I think maybe I should be worried. I think maybe I am.

A lot has happened to me in the short month since I started conducting this examination of the millenium phenomenon. A lot more could happen in all of the months leading up to the year 2000. I could end up as little more than a big pile of jelly, spouting off at the mouth about completely unimportant and irrelevant observations. I could end up on television asking people I don't know for money. I could even find myself watching televisions and believing absolutely everything that I see there. That could all happen.

And that's why I need your support now. Don't just laugh and walk away. Please consider everything that I have to say and make your own decisions concerning its validity. Don't just follow the herd. Follow me, instead... No, don't just follow me, either. Make the right choice. Also, don't get discouraged by the fact that I don't seem to be talking much about a whole lot of anything. No one else is, either. I'm just open about it. I don't play games and try to hide behind some sort of philosophy or something. I just don't say anything and I don't make any sense. That's just the way I am.

Ok. I seem to think that some sort of natural cataclysm might happen in the next couple of years. What could make that happen? Do we as humans have enough power to influence the heavens? I would say yes right off the bat because I believe that we collectively have all

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