The WWW Fortune Cookie Machine

Enlighten me, oh great silicon one,
for I am a pathetic blob unable to take responsibility for my own life

The efficient, environmentally safe, non-fat, low-cholesterol source of fortune cookies... (Well, fortunes.. cookie not included.)
This is a breakthrough interface around a magical fortune cookie program that consults current planetary arrangements, a virtual deck of tarot cards, and the divine knowledge of our server's internal random number generator to bring you your true fortune. A outlet of divine knowledge, if you will. Indeed, this incredible system is even cooler than most fortune cookie programs or world religions as it allows you to submit your own visions of truth to the database, thus ending the tyrannical rule of exist ing corporate fortune cookie message publishers.
What does that mean? That means that you too can crush fragile egos and terrify weak-minded fools everywhere by submitting your own tales of impending doom below!

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