"IT'S JUST TIME TO PAY THE PRICE / FOR NOT LISTENING TO ADVICE / AND DECIDING IN YOUR YOUTH / ON THE POLICY OF TRUTH."
--POLICY OF TRUTH--Depeche Mode



A shiny, candylike page.

wow, you got here. I'm surprised you made it. But hey, if you're here, that must mean that you're something pretty damned close to cool. I mean, gee whiz, you could be off looking at things the Telecommunications Decency Act might frown upon. But, no, instead you're here. See what I mean? You must be cool. You oughta know, though, that the Telecommunications Decency Act would probably frown upon this page, too. Why? Cause it says bad things and evil things. Patently offensive, and all that. Yeah, you probably will go to hell for looking at this page. Why, it says things that are unpopular, that are carefully considered, that aren't part of the status quo. That is the definition of evil and patently offensive isn't it? Isn't that the definition of adult? Deciding what's good and what's bad? That's right, 'cause to fit in to society and to be normal, you aren't allowed to have a mind.