Biography

If anyone of you care, below is some information about myself, and if you didn't already know, I contributed the graphics to the Outlandish English Language Website




Name: For convenience, "Tim," will suffice
I was born on: 30 MAY 76.
I was born in: Idaho Falls, Idaho, USA.
The places I moved to: Way too many to recollect.

Current Residence: Phoenix, Arizona, USA.
The reason I contributed to this web site: I really like philanthropic acts of kindness, like donating my graphics.
The real reason I contributed to this web site: Scott asked politely!


¿ What I do:
Oh lord, if only I knew how to answer this in a short and brief sentence. Mainly I work and go to school, at least thats all I have time for. Occasionally, though, I get to pretend I have a social life and get away from the stagnant bowels of my existence, aimlessly searching for something to do - however, my underdeveloped interpersonal skills make this increasingly difficult. I am currently attending Paradise Valley Community College, enjoying a fine semester of academia with all the witty and ignorantly pernicious junkies attending my school. I will be transfering to the University of Arizona in about a year, where I will say goodbye to the fervent CC life, and join the party life University, trying to study around the proud intellects of the infamous Date Rape Clubs (ie. frat houses), and the pompous psuedo-thinking, Nietzche quoting campus loosers (ie. the people that didn't get accepted in a frat/sorority). As far as work is concerned, I am an assistant buyer, I file stuff basically, and do all the dirt that the Buyers wouldn't touch.


What I plan to do: Also, what I hope to do; is to put together enough grant money to properly fund my education. I will be majoring in Computer Science / Engineering with visual design in mind. What I would love to be, ideally, is a vagrant bum wandering the streets as a quiet and lonely starving artist. But since I'm such a surly bastard, hating most people and their charity, I'd probably starve to death.

What I drive: A 1986 Toyota Camry, tan, about as boring of a car as could be possibly imagined. HOWEVER, it doesn't get driven very boring; in fact, as my freinds would testify, I drive fast playing the road haphazardly. I am one of THOSE people, roaring past you near doubling the posted speed limit. I will mention though, I always SIGNAL before changing lanes. I know this seems as trite a thing as seatbelts (which I dont always wear - sorry), but Common courtesy and respect for your fellow drivers would dictate to always signal when changing lanes. Far too often I see the rich yuppie driving at about the speed limit, whip into another lane, endangering themselves and everyone around them. These are the idiots that go sideswiping motorcycles and station wagons full of innocent children. My solution, murder all people driving Saab's.

My political affiliation: I hold an odd semblance of political ideologies, I take no issue based on any partisanship. I tried registering as a "Bull Moose Progressive," but apparantly that party has been gone since Teddy Roosevelt. My reasoning for this move was to express my dissatisfaction with political norms, and my blatant disgust for the levels of nescience the people of the USA approach politics with.

My professional interests: Computers and technology, Studio Art, graphic design, Philosophy, Sociology, Computer Intelligence (not AI), and Education.

Personal Interests: Studio Art, Writing, Music, Music Compilation (study thereof), Meeting people (ironic, I hate people, but love meeting new people - kinda sickening I think), Romanticizing, Philosophy and contemplating logos, ethos, pathos, and contradictions.



Projects:


Iconoclast NOW: Maintained exclusively by myself, for reasons of personal expression and insight.

THE OUTLANDISH ENGLISH LANGUAGE WEBSITE: Redesigned the graphics.

MGwarnock Photography: Stock Photographer

Treason and Technocracy: The online version of my Research paper (Deadline May 1997).

Tesla Paradigm: A neological look at Nikolo Tesla.



Who am I really?: You really want to know? Send me some mail and ask if its that imperative: delerium@cyberhighway.net

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