DR. DAN GOODMAN
Dr. Goodman came to Frostburg State University under the two year
contract he had come to be so very fond of. Get in, get out, teach
some things, shake the students, move on to fresh new lives. Such
was his philosophy (as I understood it). Dan is one of those professors
who borders on the radical, and reminds me of the great free thinkers
who have rumbled more than one person's world view, much like a
Kuhnian "outer circle" free-thinking questioner. Indeed,
he is liberal, flirts with Marxism, is certainly a prominent free-thinker,
and is better than most at persuasion to his paradigm. He had
(still has) all of the characteristics of a professor who does
just that: moves in, rattles the students about a bit, causes fundamental
shifts in world view, and moves on, like an evangelist of free-will, running away with his newly fattened acumenical checkbook to lounge on Dover beach and laugh.
Dan didn't expect what he found at FSU. Sure, we had our erudite,
intellectually nubile sect of students who were prime meat for
Dan's intellectual pedophilia and mental fondling, but he was surprised (and, I have
no doubt, disappointed) to find that our minds had already been
seized by another, a most unexpected other.
That other was Dr. Glynn Baugher. Glynn had been described by
Dan as "an old-order member of the crusty literati"
Glynn appeared to be unassuming, certainly not radical, rarely
muttered a word of opinion on anything other than literature and
language, was a typical hard-nosed grader with high expectations
of us students, and yet HE had siezed us all: he held our minds
as he might his favorite pen, and with them could scribe eloquent
prose and really nifty handwriting. Dan was confounded. He decided
to stay, as it became his mission in life to discover what it
was that this old-order member was doing that he could commandeer
the minds of the free-thinking students without a breath of radicalism.
I certainly cannot answer the question, and I am as puzzled as
Dan. Yet, a few incidents shed some insight into the issue for
both Dan and me. Dr. Baugher is an ardent fan of Samuel Johnson,
in fact, he nearly lives for Johnson. One day, Dr. Goodman made a statement which he concluded with "I refute
him thus", or something quite similar, and asked if anyone
knew the allusion. One of our Baugherian sect answered Samuel
Johnson. Dr. Goodman became visibly animated, declared nearly
violently that Samuel Johnson didn't have everything intelligent
to say, and proclaimed, "I have come to FSU to end this Baugher
tyranny!"
Needless to say, we of the Baugher group were most entertained
by this display and announcement, and of course, being the drones
we were, rushed to our next class (which happened to be Dr. Baugher's
"Age of Johnson" class) and reported the event in vivid
detail. Dr. Baugher was terribly amused. He, of course, knew that
it was Johnson who said, "I refute him thus," in reference
to Barclay's philosophy, and kicked a rock to illustrate his point.
We decided (actually, it was my idea, and I started a mini-movement)
that our class should storm Dr. Goodman's class and declare the
true author of the statement, and defend his honor. Much to our
surprise, Dr. Baugher capitulated, and storm we did. Our class
poured into Dr. Goodman's class, interrupting his lecture, and
with Dr. Baugher as our fearless leader, we announced that "I
refute him thus" was indeed said by Samuel Johnson. Dr. Goodman,
and his students, were shocked, surprised, and in no small way
irritated.
The incident was the most radical thing I have ever seen Dr. Baugher
do, and that's really rather mild. Yet, that one moment forever
cemented Dr. Baugher into the minds of those in which he was not
already set. But, the upshot of the incident was that the tyranny
statement became a good standing joke between the two professors,
and they became fast friends, which no doubt has helped Dr. Goodman
on his quest.
However, many of us, by the end of that first semester with Dan,
realized, much to our dismay, that he had effected a fundamental
shift of world view in us. He certainly did for me. I credit him
with an outstanding ability to do in one semester what it took
other professors years to do (at least for me). Since my graduation,
I have not failed to keep in regular contact with Dan, and his
mentorship, as well as friendship, has been a driving force for
me. He is one of the most intellectually challenging people I have ever had the fortune to know, and I thank him for that, for it has lead to much growth for me. I recently told Dan that in every visit with him I never fail to be mentally belittled, but I always walk away rewarded, enriched, and, strangely enough, extremely happy.
This man must be recognized. He has an overwhelmingly terse, but
naked and compelling, understanding of society, and the fools
we are. He is a free-thinker of the highest order, and I doubt
not that one day he will be recognized as one of modern man's
best.